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SheilaDog for President - A Quest Begins!

It's official! SheilaDog, the Australian shepherd with pluck, is throwing her leash in the ring! Her platform: Stronger Defense, Better Roads, and A Chicken In Every Pot. Mmmm...chicken...

My Journey to the White House

I have decided, after much deliberation and consultation with my young master Mason Yordy of Albuquerque, to enter politics and seek the highest office in the land - the Presidency of the United States of America.

I didn't take this step lightly but I heard my country calling, or maybe it was Mason, but I definitely heard something and that something was "Run! Run Sheila, run!" and just then I saw a really big truck go by so that made up my mind right then and there to do it.

Why the presidency? Well, I've heard all the shouting, all the bickering, all the yelling that goes with the job. My friend's, that's the kind of stuff that pricks up my ears. Oh, and what really got my attention was all that shoe-tossing. Heck, I'd chase shoes for free if they wanted plus this job comes with a really big white dog house, a very expansive lawn, large gold-plated toilet bowls, and a 24-hour diner. That's worth going after in my book.

And I modestly add that I have a great love for this country. Where else can you get up in the morning, eat all day, chase cats whenever you feel like it, and rest whenever you please? For this idyllic life, I believe I need to give a little back in return. And I'm talking four years followed by another four years - that's 56 years in dog time and I'm willing to go the distance.

Anyway, do I meet the qualifications of office? Yes! I'm American-born and I have the papers to prove it. Years in political office? No, but then what does old what's-his-name have on his resume?

So in the coming months, I will try, as time permits, to chronicle the wonderful adventure I have em-barked on in the electronic pages of Squidoo.

Join me, won't you?

--- September 12, 2009

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News of my entry into politics has traveled far and wide. The media is hounding me for interviews and I was contacted by the Secret Service wanting to know if I needed protection. I told them not at the moment but I've heard rumors - and they're rumors, mind you - that an assault on my freedom via Animal Control may have been called for by the mayor of my town who believes that his own dog, Poopy Fruits, should be involved. He's so out of shape he's lucky if he could run to his water bowl (the dog, not the mayor).

Nevertheless, I'll keep an eye peeled for any hint of trouble. Like bacon. Bacon may be trouble, too, and if you're worried about it, send it to me and I'll test it for you. Your welfare is my concern.

--- September 14, 2009

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Hi! I'm Sheila the Dog. I am a most beautiful Australian shepherd and I live in Albuquerque, New Mexico with my young master Mason Yordy. I love country-and-western music, long walks, back rubs, and strawberry sherbet (when available). My favorite color is auburn and I just ADORE fried chicken. My motto in life: If it ain't fixed, it probably ain't a dog. Blessings, my friends!

Clyde James Aragon is the Campaign Manager for SheilaDog for President. He is an Albuquerque, New Mexico humor writer and has written books and plays which can be found at: www.cliffzonebooks.com. He has another Zazzle.com store: http://www.zazzle.com/cja_the_humorist where he is known as CJA the Humorist and produces general humor items along with biting conservative satire.

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